Description
Unicorn Poop Feminized strain data sheet
| Genetics | GMO x Sophisticated Lady (Ghost OG x Grateful Breath) |
|---|---|
| Type | Indica dominant hybrid (about 70/30; effect closer to balanced) |
| THC | 20%–26% |
| CBD | Under 0.5% |
| Flowering time | 9–10 weeks (63 to 70 days) |
| Outdoor harvest | Early to mid October |
| Height indoor / outdoor | 70–130 cm / up to 250 cm |
| Yield indoor / outdoor | 400–500 g/m² / 600–1000 g per plant |
| Difficulty | Moderate |
| Climate | Warm and dry late in bloom; humidity near 40% in the final weeks |
| Best for | Phenotype hunting, hash and rosin, colourful bag appeal |
Unicorn Poop Feminized at a glance: Unicorn Poop is an indica leaning cross of GMO and Sophisticated Lady that flowers in 9 to 10 weeks, tests 20% to 26% THC and yields 400 to 500 g/m² of dense, multicoloured, resin-heavy buds with a sweet and sour citrus, candy and fuel aroma.
From a provincial store jar to your own tent, without crossing a border
Unicorn Poop has turned up as packaged flower in Canada’s legal stores, which is how many growers first meet it. Growing your own starts with seeds, and ours are already in the country. They are stored in our Vancouver, BC seed bank, packed in an unmarked envelope, and delivered to any province or territory in 3 to 7 business days, with no international leg and no customs inspection. Each batch is tested for viability before it is sold, every pack carries our 80% germination guarantee, and 10 and 25 seed packs come buy one get one free.
Where Unicorn Poop comes from
Unicorn Poop crosses GMO, the garlic and diesel heavyweight from Chemdog and Girl Scout Cookies, with Sophisticated Lady, a Ghost OG and Grateful Breath hybrid valued for its sweet OG funk and heavy resin. It was released in the late 2010s as part of a small run of craft crosses and sold out so quickly that packs were resold for several times their price, which built the reputation before most people had tasted it.
The joke name has a real basis. Lay a handful of cured buds on a tray and you will see lime green, forest green, purple and almost burgundy side by side, with amber hairs on top, a rainbow of colours that seems to have come out of a cartoon. The smell is just as strange: sweet and sour fruit sitting on top of fuel and funk.
Unicorn Poop strain effects and experience
The opening is upbeat and chatty. Within ten minutes most people feel a warm euphoric lift and a tendency to laugh, and for the first hour Unicorn Poop behaves almost like a balanced hybrid. The GMO side shows up later as a slow body heaviness that settles the shoulders and limbs. A small session works in the early evening; a larger one carries on well into the night.
At 20% to 26% THC it is strong without being extreme, but the effect lasts. Plan on two to three hours and avoid stacking sessions until the first has fully landed.
Unicorn Poop flavour, aroma and appearance
Unicorn Poop comes in two broad phenotypes. The fruity type smells of sour citrus, berry and candy with a diesel undertone, a little like lemon sweets kept in a garage. The GMO-leaning type is funkier, with garlic, sulphur and savoury notes under the fruit. Caryophyllene is usually the dominant terpene, with limonene and myrcene behind it, which explains the peppery, sour and earthy layers. The exhale is smooth and often leaves a sweet, bitter citrus aftertaste, like orange peel.
Buds are dense and spear shaped with a high calyx to leaf ratio, so trimming is quick. Trichome coverage is thick enough that hash makers rate it highly; fresh frozen material has been reported to return 4% to 6% in ice water hash, well above an average strain.
Growing Unicorn Poop in Canada
Indoors
Expect a stretch of 1.5 to 2 times after the flip, inherited from GMO. Veg for three to four weeks and flip at 40 to 50 cm to keep the finished plant at 70 to 130 cm. Days of 22 to 26 degrees and nights of 18 to 21 suit it, and humidity should come down to about 40% by the final three weeks, because the colas are tight and the branches carry a lot of weight. It handles a moderate to heavy feed. Most plants finish between day 63 and day 70; a few GMO-leaning phenotypes want an extra week.
Outdoors, by region
A 9 to 10 week bloom makes Unicorn Poop an outdoor plant for the mildest corners of Canada only. On southern Vancouver Island, the Gulf Islands and in the Fraser Valley, start indoors in April, plant out after the May long weekend and harvest in the first half of October, with a clear plastic cover over the plant once the autumn rain begins. In southern Ontario, Essex and Niagara give it the best odds; a greenhouse helps everywhere else. Across the Prairies, Quebec and Atlantic Canada, grow it in a tent or a heated greenhouse instead, or look at our best outdoor seeds for Canada for strains that finish in September.
Height and training
The plant branches heavily, and those branches need help by week five of flower. Top once or twice, spread the canopy with a net, and add a second net or bamboo stakes at the start of flower so the colas do not fold. A light defoliation at day 21 opens up the middle of the plant. Outdoors, a full-season plant can pass two metres, so stake it early.
Phenotype hunting and harvest cues
This is a strain worth running from a 10 or 25 pack. Within a single pack you will usually find both the candy-citrus type and the garlic-fuel type, along with differences in colour and stretch. Smell the stems in week six and tag your favourite before harvest if you want to keep a mother. For harvest, check trichomes from day 60: mostly cloudy with 10% amber is the sweet spot for the euphoric start and the heavy finish. Dry slowly, about 12 days at 60% humidity, and cure for three weeks.
Unicorn Poop yield indoors and outdoors
Indoors, a trained canopy returns 400 to 500 g/m², with GMO-leaning phenotypes at the upper end. Outdoors in coastal BC, a large plant given the full season can produce 600 g to a kilo of dried flower. The real bonus is resin: if you make hash or rosin, the return per plant is far better than the flower weight alone suggests.
Who Unicorn Poop is for, and who should pick something else
Choose Unicorn Poop if you enjoy phenotype hunting, if you make extracts, or if you want a strain that looks and smells unlike anything else in your tent. Some indoor experience helps, mainly with humidity and branch support.
Pick something else if you want a short, easy first grow, if you need an outdoor harvest before October outside the BC coast, or if pure sweetness is the goal. GMO is the parent to choose for maximum garlic, and a candy strain like Candy Runtz suits growers who want fruit without the funk.
How Unicorn Poop compares
GMO is taller, slower and almost entirely savoury; Unicorn Poop keeps its resin and adds fruit. Garlic Breath sits on the savoury end of the same family, while Modified Grapes layers grape over GMO in a similar way. Among our indica feminized seeds, Unicorn Poop is the one for growers who want colour and extract yield in the same plant.
Frequently asked questions about Unicorn Poop
Is Unicorn Poop indica or sativa?
Unicorn Poop is an indica leaning hybrid, usually listed at about 70% indica, though the effect feels closer to balanced in the first hour. It starts with a euphoric, giggly lift and moves into a slow, heavy body relaxation as the GMO side takes over.
What is Unicorn Poop a cross of?
Unicorn Poop is a cross of GMO and Sophisticated Lady. GMO comes from Chemdog and Girl Scout Cookies, and Sophisticated Lady is Ghost OG crossed with Grateful Breath. The result mixes GMO’s resin and funk with a sweeter, fruitier OG side.
Why is it called Unicorn Poop?
The name comes from the rainbow of bud colours, from lime green to purple and burgundy on one plant, and from its odd sweet and sour, fuel-tinged smell. It is a joke name for a plant that looks and smells unlike most others.
How long does Unicorn Poop take to flower?
Unicorn Poop flowers in 9 to 10 weeks, about 63 to 70 days after the switch to 12/12. Some GMO-leaning phenotypes want an extra week. Outdoors in Canada it finishes in early to mid October, so it suits coastal BC, southern Ontario or a greenhouse.
Why Unicorn Poop rewards growers who open a 10 pack and keep the best plant
Phenotype hunting needs numbers, and our pack offer covers them. A 10 or 25 pack of Unicorn Poop is buy one get one free with any strain of the same size, which turns one pack into twenty or fifty seeds to sort through. Orders above $200 ship free, and orders over $420 come with 10 extra seeds.
Your seeds leave our Vancouver, BC seed bank, which has served Canadian growers since 2009, in plain unbranded packaging and arrive within 3 to 7 business days. A $30 tracked and insured upgrade includes one free reshipment if a parcel goes missing. Start them with a cup of water and a paper towel as described in our germination guide, and the 80% germination guarantee covers every pack.
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